Thursday, September 11, 2008

Some Observations

Since I have this blog, I feel the need to keep my many faithful readers entertained with new and exciting posts. I really have nothing with any redeeming social value to contribute to the Interwebs at this time, so I shall simply clutter the space with my blathering. Here are a few observations I have made... 

* FACT: Persons with beer guts and saggy pectorals should not go shirtless. Chubby people of the world, consider this your public service announcement. Tub the chub.   

* FACT: Every man I have interacted with that left his shirt unbuttoned low enough to expose his hairy chest has been an extremely creepy man. If you are too warm, wear a t-shirt. You aren't Fabio, and your chest hair isn't sexy.

* FACT: "Your Hand in Mine" by Explosions in the Sky is possibly the only anything that has been able to instantly make me happy every time I experience it. Other things come close but fail once in a while. Even hugs. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this observation is that Explosions in the Sky must be God. 

* FACT: Words are fascinating. Language is inadequate. 

1 comment:

CyborgCoquette said...

Your facts are infallible. I am increasingly impressed by your candid observations. :P Although I have yet to experience that which is EXPLOSIONS in the Sky (as I think of them in my head every time). YOU MUST AMEND THIS.

yay ! <3