* FACT: Persons with beer guts and saggy pectorals should not go shirtless. Chubby people of the world, consider this your public service announcement. Tub the chub.
* FACT: Every man I have interacted with that left his shirt unbuttoned low enough to expose his hairy chest has been an extremely creepy man. If you are too warm, wear a t-shirt. You aren't Fabio, and your chest hair isn't sexy.
* FACT: "Your Hand in Mine" by Explosions in the Sky is possibly the only anything that has been able to instantly make me happy every time I experience it. Other things come close but fail once in a while. Even hugs. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this observation is that Explosions in the Sky must be God.
* FACT: Words are fascinating. Language is inadequate.
1 comment:
Your facts are infallible. I am increasingly impressed by your candid observations. :P Although I have yet to experience that which is EXPLOSIONS in the Sky (as I think of them in my head every time). YOU MUST AMEND THIS.
yay ! <3
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